@JoeYevoli's Thanksgiving
- Me: How was your Thanksgiving?
- Joe: Great... I threw up.
- Me: What? Why?
- Joe: I think I just ate too fast, so I threw up. But the food was phenomenal...
- ...I'd do it again.
Rain-out
- me: i think i'm going to work here today and come by all day tomorrow and friday
- Joe: whatever
- me: ha, have you looked outside?
- Joe: This, coming from a kid who forces people to constantly shower outside.
