Hipster Violence

• Me: i'mma go pump some iron
• in preparation for hipster hunting at the MGMT concert in BK
• Omar: ha
• please punch hipsters
• lots of them
• Me: problem is, my rule is never throw the first punch
• but hipsters rarely do either.
• Omar: maybe you can wear a t-shirt that's more ironic than theirs
• and they'd be jealous
• and throw the first punch